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less connected. more concerned.
the doom scroll

concept renders. paper cuts sold separately.

the future of reading. from 1949.

the doom scroll

keep scrolling.
you might finish something.

$49 usd

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ships: in theory.

the full text of 1984. on one very long piece of paper. turn the crank to keep reading. no notifications. no feed. just the uneasy feeling that someone saw this coming.

edition
1984, george orwell
battery life
screen time
yes
notifications
0
connectivity
none
storage
one entire book
size
phone-sized. emotionally larger.

less connected. more concerned.

all the doom.
none of the feed.

you already know the gesture. we gave it an ending.

an algorithm called george

one author. one book. the next sentence is the next sentence.

powered by you

turn the crank. that is the setup process.

offline, even underground

works on trains, in tunnels, and when you have had enough.

a feed with an end

keep going. eventually, there is no more paper.

reviews from people who do not exist

★★★★★
“my screen time is down. my crank time is concerning.”mara, imaginary customer
★★★★★
“finally, a device that makes a train journey feel longer.”felix, imaginary commuter
★★★★★
“i reached the end and nothing loaded. incredible.”ines, imaginary early adopter

a small price to pay for a very long scroll.

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